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Cyber Valentines

Humorous, belated, romantic, poems


LINKS

You can find love





Who was St Valentine?






Finding

the perfect

partner






Handling Rejection






What your fantacies reveal






You

can

find

love






Saint

Valentine:

Who

was

he?






True Love






The Perfect Partner






What your secret desires tell you





Who was St Valentine?






Finding

the perfect

partner






Handling Rejection






What your fantacies reveal






You

can

find

love






Saint

Valentine:

Who

was

he?






True Love






The Perfect Partner


CARD TEXT

Announcing: I love you more than my modem!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg00.htm


Flowers? For me?

. . . Yep! More flours than most women dream of.

Rye flour. Rice flour. Self-raising flour. Corn ...

Happy Valentine's, from the world's greatest romantic!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg01.htm


You're quite a catch!

. . . But don't feel too bad - even good offers sometimes have a catch!

(Only joking! But here's something I really mean: my pride soars whenever I'm seen with you!)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg02.htm

You're special, darling!

- very cheap!

(Only teasing! But here's something I really mean: you enrich my life.)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg03.htm

To a guy who's better than Rudolf Valentino

- mind you, the fact that he's dead helps a little!

(Just teasing! But here's something I really mean: you make me feel more alive than I've ever felt!)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg04.htm

To me, you're sexier than Marilyn Monroe

- she's dead!

(Just teasing! But here's something I really mean: you make me feel more alive than I've ever felt!)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg05.htm


Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice

- and they're just a few of my good points!

Happy Valentine's!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg06.htm


Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg06.htm

Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday

- but I refuse to wear glasses!

(Only kidding! But here's something I really mean: you excite me!)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg07.htm


To me, your body is like Arnold Schwarzenegger's

. . . little finger!

(No, I don't mean it! But here's something I do mean:

you excite me!)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg08.htm


To the one I've been waiting for all my life

. . . Can't you ever be on time?

(Only teasing! But here's something I really mean: you're worth waiting for!)

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg09.htm


I found a card that says exactly how I feel about you.

I was going to send it,

but it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!

Happy Valentine's!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg10.htm


Belated

I found a card for you in time, I really did.

And it said exactly how I feel about you.

But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!

Happy (Belated) Valentine's!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardhg11.htm


Romantic

My heart does cartwheels at the thought of you

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardr1.htm


At the sight of you . . .

a billion neurones explode within me

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardr2.htm


Time is running out: Be my Valentine!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardr3.htm


Don't break my heart: Be my Valentine!

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardr4.htm


If people knew what you do to me . . .

I'd be the envy of millions

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardr5.htm


R03You're gorgeous (P2) - and that's just your little finger!

R04I've never felt so proud (P2) ... as when I'm seen with you

R05

R06On my heart strings... (P2) you're the world's greatest guitarist.


Poems

Lost In Love

(With You)

At times it seems like a fantasy,

the love we share, you and me.

I lay awake at night thinking of you,

and where our love will bring us to.

I strongly know and believe in my heart,

that no matter what, we will never be apart.

Our love grows stronger with every day,

and even after we fight, it never fades away.

It's so rare and special, the bond that keeps us bound,

the love that we have found.

With every day our love is new,

and this is my way of saying I Love You.

Jason Dieckmann

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardp1.htm


My heart sings

my blood flows

my eyes dance

my face glows

when I think of you.

Web address to give your friend: http://net-burst.net/love/cardp3.htm



IMPORTANT LINKS

You can find love: What your fantasies reveal

Who was St Valentine?

Handling Rejection