One Liners for Church Signs

By Grantley Morris

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    History is His story

    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous

    We donít change the message,
    the message changes us

    ĎComing ready or not!í Ė Jesus

    There are no atheists in hell

    God answers knee-mail

    The best vitamin for a Christian is B1

    Life has many choices. Eternity has two. Whatís yours?

    Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.

    Itís hard to stumble when youíre on your knees

    A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

    Donít give up. Moses was once a basket case

    Forbidden fruit creates many jams

    Christians: keep the faith . . . but not from others!

    Give God whatís right, not whatís left

    Give the devil an inch and heíll be your ruler

    Read the Bible, itíll scare the hell out of you

    Manís way leads to a hopeless end.
    Godís way leads to an endless hope.

    A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing

    If youíre living like there is no God youíd better be right

    Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone

    To be almost saved is to be totally lost

    Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Jesus for a faith lift

    Donít give God instructions Ė just report for duty

    A family altar will alter a family

    This Church is Prayer-Conditioned

    WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning

    Many folks want to serve Jesus Ė
    but only in an advisory capacity

    Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it

    Kindness is difficult to give away
    because it keeps coming back

    The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb

    The most powerful position on Earth is kneeling before the Lord of the universe

    Donít say ĎOur Fatherí on Sundays and spend the rest of the week acting like an orphan

    Jesus paid a debt He didnít owe because we owed a debt we couldnít pay

    If God were small enough for us to understand, he wouldnít be big enough for us to worship

    Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately

    In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded Ė Yeah right . . .

    Notice: The party in hell is canceled due to the fire

    Why pray when you can worry?

    Prepare to die

    Jesus is the password to a better life

    In a scary world, the safest place is close to Jesus

    Spend your years ripening instead of rotting

    If you canít sleep
    Donít count sheep
    Talk to the Shepherd

    God doesnít believe in atheists;
    therefore atheists do not exist

    The best things in life arenít things

    Are your dreams as big as your God?

    Donít be so open-minded your brains fall out

    You are not too bad to come in.
    You are not too good to stay out.

    Where will you be sitting in eternity?
    Smoking or non-smoking?

    Youíve not begun to live until youíve prepared to die

    Under same management for 2,000 years

    Forgive your enemies Ė it messes with their heads

    Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible

    Exercise Daily. Run from Satan Walk with God

    The Hero died. But that is not the end of the story

    Come as you are, but you wonít leave as you were

    The Bible is good enough: to live by, and to die by

    Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!

    God does test us, but they are open Book tests

    In the dark? Follow the Son

    Great minds like to think, so read the Bible

    Hang out with Jesus He hung out for you

    There is no fear in submitting to a love that would die for you

    Holiness is not the way to Jesus. Jesus is the way to holiness

    God doesnít grade on a curve, but on the cross

    His pain, your gain!

    TGIF Ė Thank God Iím Forgiven How about you?

    Good works are the fruit, not the root, of salvation

    My life was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me

    Jesus died for a reason Ė and youíre it!

    God would give up His only Son before Heíd give up on you!

    Weíre all invited to a heavenly feast, but we must RSVP!

    Jesus became what we are, so we can become like He is

    The cross is Godís way of making a plus sign out of a minus

    Jesus Ė Dying to know you

    Jesus Christ came to make bad people good

    Christians are only visiting this planet! Live that way

    Itís HELL without Jesus!

    If you canít stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it

    Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion

    Live so that they wonít have to lie at your funeral

    If youíre far from God in life, youíll be so in death, too

    Life is a coin. You can spend it as you wish, but only once

    Love so amazing, so divine, demands my soul, my life, my all

    Live so that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry

    Life is short. Pray hard

    Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am

    God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts

    Law says, ďDo, & you will liveĒ
    Grace says, ďLive, & you will doĒ

    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools

    Thank God for what you have. TRUST GOD for what you need

    Too many people have a strong WILL and a weak WILL NOT

    GOD gives and forgives; people get and forget

    The devilís boots donít creak (Scottish proverb)

    Flee temptation. And donít leave a forwarding address

    Sin fascinates, and then assassinates

    Atheist: a person with no invisible means of support

    To get nowhere, follow the crowd

    When God is ready for you, youíd better be ready for Him

    If you donít like the way you were born, try being born again

    Christís return is near. Donít miss it for the world!

    Get right or get left!

    Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder & your hand over my mouth

    Joy is not the absence of difficulties, but the presence of God

    Noah passed Godís test with flying colors Ė witness the rainbow!

    Faith ends where worry begins. Worry ends where faith begins

    Fear can keep you up all night. Faith makes one fine pillow

    Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up

    Trade God your pieces for His peace

    Take my life and let it be, ever, only, all for Thee

    Try Jesus. If you donít like him, the devil will always take you back

    What on earth are you doing for heavenís sake?

    Live simply. Speak kindly. Love unconditionally

    Never give the devil a ride. He always wants to drive

    The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

    Soul food served here

    Taste and see that the Lord is good. Free samples inside

    You can believe in God now Ė or later. Now is better

    Godís retirement program for Christians is out of this world

    Rapture Ė separation of church and state

    The past? Leave it with God The present? Live it for God The future? Entrust it to God

    Donít wait for the hearse to take you to church

    Donít just do something, sit here!

    God helps those who help others, not themselves

    Quit telling God how big your storm is
    and tell your storm how big your God is

    A rich man without compasion is just a poor man with money

    Religion says do; Christianity says done

    God didnít save us from a life without pain. He saved us from a life without meaning.

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