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    History is His story



    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous



    We donít change the message,
    the message changes us



    ĎComing ready or not!í Ė Jesus



    There are no atheists in hell



    God answers knee-mail



    The best vitamin for a Christian is B1



    Life has many choices. Eternity has two. Whatís yours?



    Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.



    Itís hard to stumble when youíre on your knees



    A clear conscience makes a soft pillow



    Donít give up. Moses was once a basket case



    Forbidden fruit creates many jams



    Christians: keep the faith . . . but not from others!



    Give God whatís right, not whatís left



    Give the devil an inch and heíll be your ruler



    Read the Bible, itíll scare the hell out of you



    Manís way leads to a hopeless end.
    Godís way leads to an endless hope.



    A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing



    If youíre living like there is no God youíd better be right



    Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone



    To be almost saved is to be totally lost



    Wrinkled with burdens? Come to Jesus for a faith lift



    Donít give God instructions Ė just report for duty



    A family altar will alter a family



    This Church is Prayer-Conditioned



    WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning



    Many folks want to serve Jesus Ė
    but only in an advisory capacity



    Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it



    Kindness is difficult to give away
    because it keeps coming back



    The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb



    The most powerful position on Earth is kneeling before the Lord of the universe



    Donít say ĎOur Fatherí on Sundays and spend the rest of the week acting like an orphan



    Jesus paid a debt He didnít owe because we owed a debt we couldnít pay



    If God were small enough for us to understand, he wouldnít be big enough for us to worship



    Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately



    In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded Ė Yeah right . . .



    Notice: The party in hell is canceled due to the fire



    Why pray when you can worry?



    Prepare to die



    Jesus is the password to a better life



    In a scary world, the safest place is close to Jesus



    Spend your years ripening instead of rotting



    If you canít sleep
    Donít count sheep
    Talk to the Shepherd



    God doesnít believe in atheists;
    therefore atheists do not exist



    The best things in life arenít things



    Are your dreams as big as your God?



    Donít be so open-minded your brains fall out



    You are not too bad to come in.
    You are not too good to stay out.



    Where will you be sitting in eternity?
    Smoking or non-smoking?



    Youíve not begun to live until youíve prepared to die



    Under same management for 2,000 years



    Forgive your enemies Ė it messes with their heads



    Real eyes realize real lies, so read the Bible



    Exercise Daily. Run from Satan Walk with God



    The Hero died. But that is not the end of the story



    Come as you are, but you wonít leave as you were



    The Bible is good enough: to live by, and to die by



    Free trip to Heaven! Details inside!



    God does test us, but they are open Book tests



    In the dark? Follow the Son



    Great minds like to think, so read the Bible



    Hang out with Jesus He hung out for you



    There is no fear in submitting to a love that would die for you



    Holiness is not the way to Jesus. Jesus is the way to holiness



    God doesnít grade on a curve, but on the cross



    His pain, your gain!



    TGIF Ė Thank God Iím Forgiven How about you?



    Good works are the fruit, not the root, of salvation



    My life was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me



    Jesus died for a reason Ė and youíre it!



    God would give up His only Son before Heíd give up on you!



    Weíre all invited to a heavenly feast, but we must RSVP!



    Jesus became what we are, so we can become like He is



    The cross is Godís way of making a plus sign out of a minus



    Jesus Ė Dying to know you



    Jesus Christ came to make bad people good



    Christians are only visiting this planet! Live that way



    Itís HELL without Jesus!



    If you canít stand the heat, better make plans to avoid it



    Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion



    Live so that they wonít have to lie at your funeral



    If youíre far from God in life, youíll be so in death, too



    Life is a coin. You can spend it as you wish, but only once



    Love so amazing, so divine, demands my soul, my life, my all



    Live so that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry



    Life is short. Pray hard



    Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am



    God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts



    Law says, ďDo, & you will liveĒ
    Grace says, ďLive, & you will doĒ



    As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools



    Thank God for what you have. TRUST GOD for what you need



    Too many people have a strong WILL and a weak WILL NOT



    GOD gives and forgives; people get and forget



    The devilís boots donít creak (Scottish proverb)



    Flee temptation. And donít leave a forwarding address



    Sin fascinates, and then assassinates



    Atheist: a person with no invisible means of support



    To get nowhere, follow the crowd



    When God is ready for you, youíd better be ready for Him



    If you donít like the way you were born, try being born again



    Christís return is near. Donít miss it for the world!



    Get right or get left!



    Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder & your hand over my mouth



    Joy is not the absence of difficulties, but the presence of God



    Noah passed Godís test with flying colors Ė witness the rainbow!



    Faith ends where worry begins. Worry ends where faith begins



    Fear can keep you up all night. Faith makes one fine pillow



    Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up



    Trade God your pieces for His peace



    Take my life and let it be, ever, only, all for Thee



    Try Jesus. If you donít like him, the devil will always take you back



    What on earth are you doing for heavenís sake?



    Live simply. Speak kindly. Love unconditionally



    Never give the devil a ride. He always wants to drive



    The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday



    Soul food served here



    Taste and see that the Lord is good. Free samples inside



    You can believe in God now Ė or later. Now is better



    Godís retirement program for Christians is out of this world



    Rapture Ė separation of church and state



    The past? Leave it with God The present? Live it for God The future? Entrust it to God



    Donít wait for the hearse to take you to church



    Donít just do something, sit here!



    God helps those who help others, not themselves



    Quit telling God how big your storm is
    and tell your storm how big your God is



    A rich man without compasion is just a poor man with money



    Religion says do; Christianity says done



    God didnít save us from a life without pain. He saved us from a life without meaning.





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