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Instructions for Netscape users . . .

* Don't forget to use SHIFT-click - ie hold down shift and click with the mouse

* A dialog box will appear asking you to select the directory you want the file to be copied to

* After clicking OK, another box will appear. Nothing may appear to happen for quite a while. Keep waiting until the dialog box disappears. The file should then be in the directory you had nominated.

* Don't bother with the zip file unless you are familiar with such files.

Book Text file (79K) Squirm.txt SHIFT-click here

Zipper Zip file (35K) SHIFT-click here

Loading the file into your word processor

* If prompted to do so, select 'Text Only' or 'ASCII'

* Alter the margins and page size to your preference.

* If you wish, use your spell checker to make the text conform to your country's spelling conventions.

* To improve the appearance, you could put the title in a different and larger font.

Deluxe edition

For those with the computer power to handle it, Kenny Richmond has produced a Microsoft Word document complete with even more graphics than the web site. It's a big-un about 2 meg which unzips to over 5 meg, so think carefully before opting for this rather than the smaller files.

Zip file (1.8 meg) SHIFT-click here

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